We're sitting in the drive through at McDonalds, and Tucker starts to read the sign on the window.
Tucker: "Shirt required" (I helped him with that one) "Must have shoes." "No Pets" "Assistance Dogs Allowed" (I helped with assistance, too) Mom, what does that mean?
Me: Assistance dogs are dogs that help people. Like when a blind person has a dog that helps tell them when to cross a street.
Tucker: Oh, yeah. I know what that is.
Keaton: I have an assistance dog...at my green house.
Tucker: Who at you green house is blond?
Keaton: The mom. The mom at my green house is blond so she has an assistance dog.
Tucker: I thought you would say it's her.
Keaton: Yeah, my green house mom just got her hair done.