I'd like to say that while Keaton was being interviewed, he was spinning in the spinny chair the entire time. Picture him with his long, curly hair blowing in the spinny-generated wind, pondering over these life questions with extreme seriousness. And ponder he did. It was hysterical.
Let the interview begin.
What is your name?
How old are you?
Where do you live?
Do you have any pets?
yeah, a dog
Can you tell me something about her?
One dog and she's big and her name was Sally and guess what? she used to jump on me and it was...the little dog doesn't jump on me and she goes outside and she has a kennel. Her name is Isabelle
Who do you like to play with?
Miller and Jackson and my brother
What is your favorite Cereal?
What is your favorite vegetable?
hamburgers and that's gonna be...uh...um...it was gonna be...that's gonna be a hard one.
What is your favorite drink?
What is your favorite snack?
batman fruit roll-ups and cookies - you member those chocolate cookies that we have here? That's my favorite snack and they have chocolate on them and just the cookie dough. Hey, me and daddy ate some biscuits.
What is your favorite toy?
My big truck
What is your favorite book?
it's one of my books but it's gonna be...it's not a scary one...It's...(then with a big TADA!) Danny and the Dinosaur
What is your favorite restaurant?
ooooo (he was so excited about this question)...McDonalds and Freebirds
What is your favorite holiday?
What is your favorite animal?
a dog and a sheep and a horse and a cow
If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?
I will change it to...Tucker. HAHAHAHAHAHA...yeah, that would be funny! What if my name was Tucker and his name was Tucker? That would be silly.
What do you love about your Dad?
Um, I will say...I love him. I don't know.
What do you love about your Mom?
Uh...I don't know.
You can't think of anything?
No. What about what's my favorite picture? I think, how about, let's see...move on to the next question. (I might be getting a complex here.)
What is your favorite TV show?
I will say Little Bill
Is there anything else you'd like to add?
Uh...I will say yeah. Guess what I like? I still like those apples, bananas, and...that's it.
That's my baby boy - always entertaining!