This morning we were all eating our cereal and watching a recorded American Gladiators, just like any other morning. We were talking about our Gladiator names all yesterday night, and my name is The Storm.
So this morning The Storm was competing on American Gladiators. I said (as is our custom), "There I am!"
When the contender fell down, Keaton said "You fell down, Mommy."
"No, I'm the Gladiator," I said.
Then the contender fell again.
"You fell again, Mommy," Keaton announced.
Trey didn't hear him, so he said, "What?"
Keaton clarified, "Mommy fell two "gins."
Hmmm...it seemed funnier when it happened...